oldpaul:

okay

oldpaul:

okay

teacher: you can't bullshit this essay
me (under my breath): if you're an ameteur

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

kaets:

this is the most relatable vine i’ve ever watched

iwasrepeals:

Its pretty late, I’m gonna go to bed *browses every social media site known to man for over an hour*

sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

iwasrepeals:

Snapchatting someone you like is SO much harder than snapchatting a friend.